Dabbing Facts

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  1. Dabbing has been known to give people deep sadness and makes people think depressing thoughts
  2. Dabbing has killed more people then the black plague
  3. Dabbing has been used in groups to summon their lord "Jake Paul" and "Logan Paul"
  4. Churches around the world have predicted this sin's uprising
  5. The group name of these dabbers are called many like "The Logang","The Mavericks" and "The Jake Paulers"
  6. Dabbing has been banned in 49 countries, 6 of these countries have signed a petition to make a nuke that specially kills those who dab.

    7. This terrible plauge was said to be started by a unknown Soundcloud Rapper who has done this sin since 2014 but its uprising was brought to peoples attention through the Sinful Short Films or "Videos" made by Jake Paul and Logan Paul on their Youtube channels where they take in people to join in their sinful ways.

    I am just recieving some Good News while writing this. An unknown virus is killing the Dab, the virus is called the Dead Memeifier and is quickly killing of some of them. But sadly, they are retaliating with people dabbing vigorously, stopping this virus from killing them. We may not be safe and we are all being sent pods to escape to the moon, to live a life of piece. But only 80 Million People can go on the moon so we must be quick or you may be left behind and be infected by them.