Character Profiles

Norbit
NAME Norbit Albert Rice
DESCRIPTION God Himself
QUOTE That Makes You The Queen Of The Whores
RATING 100/10

Fat Bitch
NAME Rasputia Latimore
DESCRIPTION She Devil, Massive Bitch
QUOTE HOW YOU DOIN?
RATING -100/10

Kate
NAME Kate Thomas
DESCRIPTION Left Norbit ,But Came Back. Good Redemption.
QUOTE AWWW Norbit
RATING 9/10

Blue
NAME Blue Latimore
DESCRIPTION Both Smart And Sexy
QUOTE He's On A Date With That Fine Skinny Girl
RATING 7/10

Earl
NAME Earl Latimore
DESCRIPTION Sort Of Just There
QUOTE Deion And Us Is Gonna Turn The Orphanage Into A Titty Bar
RATING 4/10

Jack
NAME "Big Black"Jack Latimore
DESCRIPTION Is Both Big And Black
QUOTE Oh Shit!, Oh Shit, Oh Shit!
RATING 6/10

Pope Sweet Jesus
NAME Pope Sweet Jesus
DESCRIPTION Gives Good Condom Advice
QUOTE Brothers and sisters. This particular one's for the brothers. When you buy the ones that say, "Ribbed for her pleasure," turn them inside out and they ribbed for your pleasure. Can I get an Amen
RATING 8/10

Lord Have Mercy
NAME Lord Have Mercy
DESCRIPTION Used To Sell Bitches To Johns now Sells Johns To Bitches
QUOTE For a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbeque, baby back, horseradish, mustard and peanut butter-encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion sprinkled with chamomile leaves with a horseradish and dandelion salad on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.
RATING 7/10

Deion
NAME Deion
DESCRIPTION Stole Kate From Norbit, Has 4 Ex-Wives And Kids
QUOTE I'm out
RATING 4/10

Norbit
NAME Mr Wong
DESCRIPTION Norbits Father, Great At Whaling
QUOTE Bingo, Right In The Blow-Hole
RATING 8/10